Jus like that

A new born was laughing,his tiny fists all closed and tears rolling from his eyes. A doc opened his fist to check if the hand was alright. And there lay the secret of the smiling infant.
The birth control pill.

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If women ruled the world , there would be no war; just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

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People say there's no difference between the words- COMPLETE and FINISH. But come to think of it there indeed is a huge difference. When you love the right person you are COMPLETE. And, when you love the wrong one, you are FINISHED.

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Moods of a woman:
An agel of truth and a dream of fiction;
She's afraid of wasp, will scream at a mouse;
but will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose;
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose.
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk;
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk.
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad;
she'll hate you like poison and love you like mad.

Moods of a man:
Hungry, Horny, Sleepy.

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Q. Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?
A. Because he din't want anyone telling him how to create Adam.

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